The Not So Fantastic Reality:
The above story was inspired by the following tidbits I encountered today:
ONE: I am soooo ready for this string of crappy days to be over. So newsflash Tuesday, I’m over you. Just like I was over your bitch of a sister, Monday. You both suck toenails. I’m ready for some good news, some positive energy, and some relief from a sinus headache that insists on rearing its ugly head at least once a week to the point I can barely manage to function in my darkened cave-like office. So bring on Wednesday, I ready. And to celebrate the death of the twin crappy sisters Monday & Tuesday, I’m treating myself to a much needed and deserved glass of cab sav… or maybe two. Wine- it’s one of the perks of being a grown-up.
Love & Squirrels.