Day #95: Pew! Pew!

The Story:

Know How I Know My Gun is Better Than Yours?

1. It shoots lasers
2. It fits in my pocket
3. It goes pew pew when fired
4. I can take it through security at the airport
5. There’s a pretty decent band named after it (Shiny Toy Guns)
6. You could probably buy one with the change in your pocket
7. It looks like it is from the future
8. There’s no waiting period
9. Could double as a laser pointer or dog toy (dogs love lasers, duh)
10. Great stress reliever
11. Won’t kill anyone (depending on the situation, this could also be considered a negative)
12. Instantly renders any argument moot
13. Clips easily to my belt loop or key ring
14. No manual necessary to use it effectively
15. Cause I say so

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The Not So Fantastic Reality:

The above story was inspired by the following tidbits I encountered today:

ONE:      Running around town today, I was in need of some entertainment (scouring two counties for table cloths and table lamps for Andy’s movie set can only hold my attention for so long). So as I was waiting in line at Bed, Bath & Beyond imagine my joy when I laid eyes on this beaut (doesn’t take much folks):

Pew! Pew!

I spent the rest of the day practicing my quick draw and improving my aim and I must tell you, it made the day much more tolerable. I was shooting cars out of our way as we navigated parking lots, I brushed up with some target practice while wandering the aisles of the Goodwill, I even used it to finish a few of my sentences… do I want a drink? Pew Pew! (gun talk for ‘yes, that would be delightful’).

***No dachshunds were harmed in the making of this photo***

Love & Squirrels.